"Ut oh, Mommy.."

When your three year old son begins a sentence with the phrase, "Ut oh, mommy..," generally what follows is not good.

Here I will present another antic of young Frederick.

He went upstairs to use the bathroom. When he finished, he called my name. I knew that meant he pooped because he needs help getting the wipes to clean his bottom.

I gave him the wipe and walked out of the bathroom to let him finish the process. Shortly after I heard, "Ut oh mommy." So of course, I returned to the bathroom and see this:


I asked him why he threw his underwear in the toliet. He said, "Because they were dirty with the wipe." I stopped. Processed it. Then looked down. The wipe must have fallen on the floor on top of his underwear. (For whatever reason, he feels the need to completely remove his underwear and shorts when using the bathroom.) In his effort to throw the wipe in the toliet, he also threw in his underwear as well. My response: "Son, seriously" while shaking my head.