Cake Topper

Over the past few weeks, Frederick has become quite the smart little boy. 1) He opened the van door, pulled down the overhead compartment and opened the garage door. So now, when I say, "Go to the car." I have to add the disclaimer, "Do not open the garage."

2) I sat my car keys on the passenger seat. I went back into the house to get something. I heard the car start. NyCee was buckled in her car seat. Frederick on the other hand, put the correct key in the ignition and turned on the car.



3) And the latest ploy: he stepped into the tub, pulled closed the shower curtain closed, and pissed in my tub. Yes, you read correctly. (Excuse the language)He bypassed the toilet and pissed in my tub. Why? Why? WHAT WAS HE THINKING? I have no understanding of what was going through his mind to make him pee in my tub.